50 Things: A Trip to the Grocery Store...Meijer

So as I was walking around and felt almost completely clueless STILL about if I was doing this assignment right...so this is what I got.

1. Grocery carts to the left..all are blue
2. Produce is to my right
3. Women's clothing is towards the center of the store
4. Sale items are towards the middle of the grocery area
5. All super bowl items were towards the front
6. Valentines cards were towards the children's toy section
7. There were labels above each section (e.i Home Entertainment, Produce)
8. I heard the voice of the self check out lane
9. All international foods were grouped together
10. All beer brands are grouped together
11. The milk in the dairy aisle was "ranked" by Fat Free, 1%, 2%...so on and so on)
12. The sales were placed below the items in yellow
13. The candies were grouped together by color and type...(reds...chocolates..)
14. Gargantuan Grocery Carts ( those annoying carts with the little tv and cars)
15. I saw people wondering around...trying to figure out that one thing they are forgetting
16. I hear a child throwing a temper tantrum in fruit snack aisle
17. I see a person blocking the wine aisle
18. A kid on those damn wheely shoes
19. The 10 for 10 deal...or shall i say trick
20. Fricking signs...are everywhere
21. There is always that one person who doesnt have enough money and has to choose between alcohol or bread...
22. Carts with bum wheels
23. Not so private pin pads for your ATM card
24. A lot of darn lanes closed
25. Mean cashiers
26. Check out holder-upers...there is always someone who takes forever to checkout
27. Frosty Freezers
28. Pharmacy is towards the back
29. Mens products are on the left
30. Womens products are on the right
31. Shaving cream and razors are grouped together
32. Toothbrush and toothpaste grouped together
33. Shampoo and Conditioner grouped together
34. Hand Soap, Body Soap, And dish detergent are in different aisles...(what? its all soap right..just kidding)
35. Bank is close to the lottery area...bet your life savings...:-)
36. I see people shopping in there pjs...
37. AntiBacterial wipes near grocery carts
38. food that is already cut up is more expensive
39. all of the kids foods are placed towards the bottoms of the shelves
40. All the pet stuff is at the back
41. Flat screen tvs are all on display
42. Dirty shelves
43. All herbs grouped together
44. Service Desk
45. tortilla chips and salsa grouped together
46. All salad toppings and dressings together
47. fizzy drinks
48. energy drinks
49. double doors
50. exit sign